Dear diary, I really hope our plan works out the way it's supposed to. Shelly said it's so wacky it might work and I really think it would work. Shelly is one of the coolest people I know and I'm so glad that she could help us with our plan and she is one of the most important parts. And she can get some pay back on Dusty for killing Lice.
Me and Noah ran into Jasper and Bull I bit Bulls ear. Trust me never try that ever it tasted very very bad. I am still wondering who that man was who came and taught those boys a lesson but he did a really good job of doing that. I think that the mark on his face with the letter M stands for Muleman. But I'm not sure yet.
I think the girl at the store where we bought the food coloring was really over protective. And I think she doesn't believe that we were making a cake. But we were not so I'm not calling her stupid I only think she is over protective.
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Paine's Diary
Dear diary, I was scared so much when Abby was gone that I almost peed in my underwear. Thank god we found her she was at the dock recording a video of Dusty putting his waste in the water. She recorded him in the act but it was pretty hard to see because she did not know how to use the zoom in and out button. But we still saw the hose and it was pretty easy to see the hose dumping it into the water.
I just got out of jail. And I got a lock on my leg that tells the sherifs where I am. But I messed with the lock trying to get it off and the cops came. And just like that I was back in jail. But I just think they are teaching me a lesson so I only think I'm staying for one ore two days. They really taught me a lesson I am not ever going to mess wit that lock ever again. By the way I think Dusty killed Lice because he knew to much about the Coral Queen.
I just got out of jail. And I got a lock on my leg that tells the sherifs where I am. But I messed with the lock trying to get it off and the cops came. And just like that I was back in jail. But I just think they are teaching me a lesson so I only think I'm staying for one ore two days. They really taught me a lesson I am not ever going to mess wit that lock ever again. By the way I think Dusty killed Lice because he knew to much about the Coral Queen.
Noahs Diary
Dear diary, I really hate that Mr shine guy he has made my moms life miserable he would not be Paine's lawyer in the case . And he said the d word. Divorce. Do you know what would happen if my parents divorced? Well my mom would have her heart broken. And it would be all Mr Shines fault. The only good part would be that I get to have to holidays for each party.
Honestly I would kill Jasper Jr if I could by a gun. He is really getting on my nerves. I want to hurt him so badly I would be happy if he died. Good thing I have a lot of patience or I would be having anger management classes.
I asked Mr Shine if my mom was going to divorce my dad. He said that is a question to ask your mom. And he walked away quickly very quickly for an old man.
Honestly I would kill Jasper Jr if I could by a gun. He is really getting on my nerves. I want to hurt him so badly I would be happy if he died. Good thing I have a lot of patience or I would be having anger management classes.
I asked Mr Shine if my mom was going to divorce my dad. He said that is a question to ask your mom. And he walked away quickly very quickly for an old man.
Thursday, May 22, 2008
dusty's diary
Dear diary, I am the most famous guy in the universe and I own the most money making boat in the whole wide world. I really hope that the Underwoods don't find out about my pollution. But I have people tipping me off. But even if they convict me they don't have any proof. My son has been a real stupid little brat lately and earlier in the afternoon I called him to come over and talk to me but he came about 10 minutes late and he is in a lot of trouble right now.
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